naked phobia

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When you get so scared of being butt-naked that you’d rather get shot than let your pants fall down
My cousin ran out of the house when his shirt got stuck on a doorknob
I wouldn’t go to the beach if I had to swim in my underwear
He peed in a bush instead of going into the locker room
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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The terror of showing your junk to the world like you’re in a horror movie and the monster is your mom
She wouldn’t go to the pool unless she had a towel on her head
He hid in the closet when the teacher made him take off his shirt
He wore a suit to the gym so he wouldn’t have to take off his pants
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When the thought of being naked makes you want to scream and run away like you just saw a spider the size of a dog
He wore pajamas to class because he couldn’t handle being seen in just his underwear
She took her shirt off and ran out of the room when she saw her friend’s back
He wore a hat to the bathroom so he wouldn’t have to look at himself in the mirror
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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The panic of having no clothes on and thinking everyone can see your junk like it’s the worst thing ever
He got so nervous in the shower that he turned it into a sauna just to stay covered
She wore a dress to the beach so she wouldn’t have to take it off
He took a nap in the middle of the hallway just to avoid getting caught in his underwear
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When the idea of being naked is so bad you’d rather get eaten by a bear than let anyone see you in your birthday suit
He wore a shirt to the shower just so he wouldn’t have to see himself
She wouldn’t go to the gym unless she had a blanket on
He hid in the closet when the teacher told the class to take off their shirts
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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The horror of having no clothes on and thinking everyone can see your junk like it’s the worst thing ever
He wore a hat in the shower so he wouldn’t have to look at himself
She took off her shirt and ran out of the room when she saw her friend’s back
He wore pajamas to the grocery store just so he wouldn’t have to take them off
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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