Naked-Pants

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The mythical pants you wear when you're too lazy to take off your pants, but still too proud to be seen without them.
I wore my naked-pants to work because I forgot my actual pants and was too embarrassed to be seen in my underwear.
My dog wears naked-pants just to spite me.
My mom says I’ve been wearing naked-pants since I was 12.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The only thing standing between you and full-on nakedness. It’s like a lie you tell yourself.
He said he was going to the store, but I know he just stayed home in his naked-pants.
She wore her naked-pants to the pool because she was too scared to get in the water.
My brother wears his naked-pants when he’s doing chores because he’s too lazy to take them off.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The pants that make you look like a furry, even if you’re not one. They’re like a second skin, but with more sweat.
I wore my furry pants to the gym, and now everyone thinks I’m a furry.
My friend’s dog has furry pants and a collar. He’s a furry dog.
My dad wears furry pants to work because he thinks they make him look cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The state of being pantsless, but with a tiny bit of dignity left. It’s like being caught in the act, but you’re not totally embarrassed.
He walked into the kitchen in his naked-pants and said, 'What?'
My sister wore her naked-pants to school and got in trouble.
My brother’s naked-pants are so old, they’re practically part of his skin.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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