naked otter

"Look at that naked otter, he’s like a hairball that got hit by a bus."

He walked into the bar and everyone laughed. "Another naked otter?" they said.

My cousin’s a naked otter. He wears socks to hide his toes.

"That guy’s got a naked otter. I can see it from here."

He said he was a man, but his weenie was the size of a thumbtack.

I told my friend he was a naked otter. He flipped out and threw a chair.

"He’s a naked otter, and he’s got a tattoo of a chicken on his butt."

At the gym, he was flexing like a naked otter. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He walked into the shower, and I said, "Hey, naked otter, you got a butt like a donut."