naked ninja

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a smelly guy who bursts into a room completely nude while other people are having sex or getting it on. he yells 'naked ninja!' and tries to be the center of attention like he’s a movie star.
my cousin walked in on my mom and dad having sex completely naked and screamed 'naked ninja!' like he was the main character of a cartoon
i was kissing my crush when my brother came in butt-naked and said 'naked ninja!' like he was trying to win an award
my uncle walked into my sister's bedroom with no clothes on and yelled 'naked ninja!' like he was interrupting a royal wedding
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when you drop everything and go completely nude to crash a party or a love scene, just because you think you're cool enough to be a 'ninja'. it's usually followed by a loud yell and a lot of eye-rolling.
i was at a party and decided to be a 'naked ninja' by stripping in the middle of the room and yelling 'naked ninja!' like i was saving the day
my friend showed up at my house in the middle of a date completely naked and said 'naked ninja!' like it was a secret code
i walked into my best friend's bedroom in the middle of a makeout session and screamed 'naked ninja!' like i was a superhero
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