naked nigga

He walked into the club naked and said 'I’m the main event.'

She came to class in her birthday suit and called the teacher a 'dumbass.'

He stripped in the middle of the street and yelled 'I’m the king of the block!'

He showed up at the gym naked and challenged the whole weight room to a fight.

She walked in the restaurant topless and said 'You’re all gonna pay for my food.'

He came to the party in the nude and said 'I’m not leaving until someone beats me.'

He walked into the office naked and told his boss he was getting a raise.

She showed up to the concert in her birthday suit and said 'I’m the reason you’re here.'

He stripped in front of the cops and said 'You can’t arrest me, I’m too cool.'