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A guy's dream come true, either a muffin shaped like a naked woman or a woman made entirely of muffin. No clothes. Just a cherry in the middle. It's like a dessert having a sex dream.
My mom said I'd end up married to a Naked Muffin if I didn't stop eating them for breakfast.
I saw a Naked Muffin in my cereal and I had to call my therapist.
I dated a Naked Muffin once. It was sweet, but it didn't last.