Naked mud wrestling club

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A place where men pay money to see women fight in mud without clothes on and sometimes end up fighting in the mud too.
I joined the club just to see if the mud could hide my bald spot.
The guy next to me yelled, 'That's my sister!' and threw a handful of mud.
I tried to leave, but the mud got me and I had to wrestle a guy I didn't even know.
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A group where people get covered in mud and wrestle without clothes on because they're too drunk to care.
I showed up with a beer and left with a broken nose and a new nickname: 'The Mud Monster.'
The woman who wrestled me was my boss. I'm fired.
The mud was so thick, I couldn't see the guy I was fighting.
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A club where you can pay to see women wrestle in mud without clothes on or get tossed in the mud yourself.
I paid $20 just to throw mud at someone and got thrown back.
I went to watch and ended up being the main event.
The guy I wrestled had a tattoo that said 'I survived the mud club.'
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