naked monkey

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When a monkey shits in the woods and doesn't wipe or cover it up. It’s like the worst camping trip ever and also the worst bathroom break ever.
My uncle did this in the middle of the forest and now the whole family smells like a rotten banana.
She pooped on the trail and left it there for the next hiker to step on. Classic.
He did this in the park and now the kids are running away from him like he’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A monkey who takes a dump and then shows everyone the mess. Like they're proud of it and also kind of mad.
He took a dump on the floor and then yelled at me for not watching him do it.
She let her dog eat it and then bragged about how gross it was.
He did it in the school hallway and nobody could look at him the same again.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When a monkey takes a dump and then lets it sit there until it smells like a rotten sock. No shame. No mercy.
He sat on the toilet for 10 minutes and then just left it there. No wipe. No flush. Just evil.
She did it in the car and now the whole family smells like a gym after a workout.
He did it in the restaurant and the waiter ran out crying.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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