naked mole rats

Fresh Trending
#zoo horror#rodent nightmare#wrinkly old man

1 views · Added 22h ago · 7 definitions

1
A weird rodent that looks like a bald, wrinkly, angry old man who got run over by a bus and then stepped on by a cow.
That naked mole rat at the zoo looked like my grandpa after he drank 10 coffees and got yelled at by a cow.
I saw a naked mole rat in my cereal. It was like a breakfast horror show.
My uncle said naked mole rats are the reason he doesn’t like going to the zoo anymore.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
2
The perfect slave for the new boss. They look like they just crawled out of a sewer and got stepped on by a giant.
Naked mole rats are the new slaves. They’re like the perfect underdog for the evil overlords.
My boss said we’re turning into naked mole rats. That’s not a compliment.
Naked mole rats are the kind of employees you give a raise just to keep them from crying.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
3
A person who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck, slept on the floor, and forgot how to brush their teeth.
My cousin looked like a naked mole rat after he stayed up all night playing video games.
I saw my boss at 7 a. m. and he looked like a naked mole rat who got run over by a bus.
My mom said I looked like a naked mole rat after I forgot to wash my face for a week.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
4
A penis that’s never been touched by a razor or a hot shower. It’s like a sausage that got stepped on by a camel.
My uncle’s penis looked like a naked mole rat after he didn’t shower for a month.
I told my brother he looked like a naked mole rat after he didn’t shave for two weeks.
My dad said my cousin’s penis looked like a naked mole rat that got ran over by a truck.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
5
The ugliest animal on Earth. It’s like a wrinkly, bald, angry potato that got stepped on by a giant.
That naked mole rat looked like my grandpa’s face after he ate a whole pizza and got yelled at.
I saw a naked mole rat in the park. It looked like it had been crying for a week and got hit by a truck.
That naked mole rat was so ugly, it made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
6
A mouth full of teeth that bites your penis like it’s your enemy. It’s like being attacked by a rabid dog who also smells like a gym sock.
That naked mole rat bit my penis like it was my arch nemesis.
My friend said his girlfriend looked like a naked mole rat when she bit him during a party.
I told my brother he looked like a naked mole rat after his ex bit him during a breakup.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
7
A girl with boring hair who thinks she’s amazing. She likes chocolate and walking on the beach like she’s in a commercial.
Amber looks like a naked mole rat who got a face lift and a chocolate addiction.
My friend said Amber is like a naked mole rat who thinks she’s a queen.
Amber walks on the beach like she’s in a commercial and eats chocolate like it’s her job.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
xs