Naked mole rat in a towel

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A flabby penis with no skin on it
My uncle's penis looks like a Naked mole rat in a towel after he eats a whole pizza.
She saw it and screamed like it was a horror movie.
He showed it to his kids and said it was a family tradition.
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A penis that looks like it got run over by a bus
He took off his clothes and it was like a Naked mole rat in a towel.
The teacher walked in and yelled, 'What is this madness?!!'
He tried to show it off but it just looked sad.
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A meaty penis with no cover
He took a selfie and it was just him and his Naked mole rat in a towel.
His friends laughed so hard they cried.
He tried to hide it but it just came out.
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