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Having sex like a feral animal with no pants on and a face like a used sock
I had sex with my cousin in the backyard like a feral animal. No pants. No shame.
He was so wild, I thought he was gonna bite me. Raw dog style.
My dog watched me have sex with my brother. He’s never the same.
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Getting it on like a caveman with no foreskin and a mouth full of dirt
I got it on with my neighbor like a caveman. He didn’t even wash his hands.
My friend’s dad had sex with his mom like a caveman. The whole neighborhood heard it.
She had sex with her brother in the garage. No dirt. Just shame.
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Doing the deed with no clothes on and the guts of a raccoon
I had sex with my brother in the woods like a raccoon. No clothes. No mercy.
She had sex with her uncle in the kitchen. He had the guts of a raccoon.
My dog had sex with my mom. He had the guts of a raccoon. I had the guts of a raccoon.
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Having sex like a man who just got out of jail and smells like a dead fish
He had sex with his girlfriend like a man who just got out of jail. Smelled like a dead fish.
My dad had sex with his mom like a man who just got out of jail. Smelled like a dead fish.
I had sex with my brother like a man who just got out of jail. Smelled like a dead fish.
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Getting it on like a man who forgot to brush his teeth and smells like a garbage can
He had sex with his girlfriend like a man who forgot to brush his teeth. Smelled like a garbage can.
My brother had sex with his girlfriend like a man who forgot to brush his teeth. Smelled like a garbage can.
I had sex with my dad like a man who forgot to brush his teeth. Smelled like a garbage can.
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