Naked Lambrini

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A naked Lambrini is when a group of people start a long trip and decide to speed it up by buying a ton of big Lambrini bottles and stripping down to nothing because they’re too drunk to care and they all have to stay naked until every last drop is gone.
My cousins and I did a naked Lambrini on a road trip and ended up singing show tunes in a gas station parking lot.
The office did a naked Lambrini after the boss got fired and now he walks around with a permanent tan.
My friends and I did a naked Lambrini in the park and got told off by a cop who thought we were doing a weird dance.
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A naked Lambrini is when a bunch of people on a long trip decide to drink a bunch of Lambrini, take off all their clothes, and make a pact that no one can put their clothes back on until every single bottle is empty and they’re all completely wasted.
My family did a naked Lambrini on a train and got kicked off for making a mess and singing karaoke.
My friends and I did a naked Lambrini in the car and ended up getting pulled over by a cop who thought we were a cult.
My coworkers did a naked Lambrini in the office and now the printer won’t stop printing pictures of us.
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A naked Lambrini is when a group of people on a long journey decide to get super drunk by drinking a lot of Lambrini, strip down to nothing, and swear they won’t put their clothes back on until every last drop is gone and they’re all too wasted to care.
My friends and I did a naked Lambrini on a plane and got told off by the flight attendant who thought we were a riot.
My group did a naked Lambrini at a concert and ended up getting kicked out for dancing on the stage.
My cousins did a naked Lambrini at a beach party and now the lifeguard won’t let them near the water.
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