naked lambada

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When two people rip each other's clothes off like they're in a fight and it's the best kind of fight
My cousin and his girlfriend did a naked lambada in the living room. The neighbors called the cops.
At the party, the DJ played 'Lambada' and suddenly everyone was doing a naked lambada. It was chaos.
He proposed during a naked lambada. I don't know if it was the proposal or the naked lambada that shocked me more.
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A dance move so hot it makes your pants catch on fire and you don't even care
She did a naked lambada in the grocery store. The clerk asked if she was okay.
During a Zoom call, my mom did a naked lambada and my boss didn't say anything.
They did a naked lambada in the car. The cop didn't even give them a ticket.
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When you’re too turned on to wear pants and just start grinding like you’re in a meat grinder
He did a naked lambada in the church. The priest tried to pray through it.
My dog did a naked lambada in the backyard. I don’t know what he was thinking.
They did a naked lambada in the elevator. The buttons were broken by the time it got to the top.
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When you lose your clothes and your mind at the same time, like you're both drunk and confused
At the bar, they did a naked lambada. The whole place was cheering like it was the Super Bowl.
He did a naked lambada in the office. The boss just walked out.
They did a naked lambada on the beach. The waves were like they were dancing too.
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When you’re so hot you forget your clothes and start grinding like it's a wrestling match
At the gym, they did a naked lambada. The weights were shaking from the energy.
My uncle did a naked lambada in the family room. My grandma just nodded like it was normal.
They did a naked lambada in the restaurant. The chef dropped the soup on the floor.
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