naked lady machine

My naked lady machine just yelled at me for spilling coffee on it.

I tried to plug in my naked lady machine and it called me a fat idiot.

My naked lady machine blinked at me and said, 'You’re not my type.'

My naked lady machine stared at me and said, 'You’re not good enough for me.'

I turned on my naked lady machine and it laughed at my messy hair.

My naked lady machine said, 'You’re just a loser with a keyboard.'

My naked lady machine called me a 'disgrace to all computers.'

I tried to fix my naked lady machine and it said, 'You’re not worth my time.'

My naked lady machine gave me the side eye and said, 'You’re not even a real person.'