Naked iguana wrestling

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Two people take off all their clothes. A belt (or something gross) is tied around their necks like a noose. They wrestle on all fours and try to run away from each other. The first one to cross the middle line gets their ass kicked.
My cousin tried to run away, but his butt slipped and he face-planted.
The belt was a used shoelace and it stank like a fart factory.
My uncle said it was the worst thing he ever saw, and he once ate a sock.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naked people fight like iguanas. They wear something around their necks and try to back away. The first one to reach the middle line is the biggest loser.
My neighbor tried to back away, but he tripped on his own toes.
The belt was a rubber band and it snapped like a moan.
My mom watched and said, 'I'm never eating chicken again.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Two people take off all their clothes. Something is tied around their necks. They wrestle on all fours and try to run. The first one to get to the middle line is the weakest link.
My brother said it was like being chased by a cow with no pants.
The belt was a bra strap, and it dug into his neck like a knife.
My dad watched and said, 'I'm getting a second job.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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