Naked Hot

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You and your buddy take all your clothes off, crawl under a blanket, and prop it up with a stick. Then you smoke until the room is so full of smoke you can’t see your own face, and if she’s down there, you blow smoke up her snatch and give it a little kiss just to make her go crazy. Then you finish the job and hope you don’t regret it.
My buddy and I did a naked hot box with a blanket and a stick. We smoked so much we couldn’t see each other.
She was down there, and I blew smoke up her snatch. She screamed and laughed.
We did it in my bedroom. The smoke was so thick I thought I was dead.
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Hot and completely naked. Like a sexy human meatball.
She was so hot and naked, I wanted to eat her.
He walked in completely naked. I was like, 'That’s a hot meatball.'
She took off all her clothes and said, 'I’m a hot meatball.'
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A plan that sounds good at first but ends up being a disaster because you’re too stupid to stop.
We thought smoking in a blanket would be fun. It turned into a smoke disaster.
He said we’d be cool. We ended up looking like we had been hit by a smoke bomb.
It started with a good idea. It ended with me coughing up smoke.
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A person who looks like a mess, but when they take off their shirt, they look like a firetruck.
He looked like a mess. Then he took off his shirt. I was like, 'That’s a firetruck.'
She was ugly. Then she took off her shirt. I was like, 'That’s a hot firetruck.'
He had a face like a raccoon. Then he took off his shirt. I was like, 'That’s a hot raccoon.'
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