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A man doesn’t wear a rubber when he’s trying to get lucky.
He said he’d been doing it that way since high school.
She asked why he didn’t use one, and he said, 'Why? I got a free pass.'
He told his friend he was going to be a 'one-time legend.'
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A man thinks he’s invincible when he’s not wearing a condom.
He said, 'I’ve never failed yet.'
He got caught with no protection and said, 'I’m still on my winning streak.'
He told his date, 'I’m not afraid of anything.'
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A man shows off like he’s the king of the bedroom without a condom.
He said, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ rubber.'
He bragged about it to his whole group of friends.
He said it was 'the ultimate flex.'
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