Naked Facing

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When a guy goes to a dog fight, then goes home and takes a picture of his face while he’s completely bare and not even trying.
I went to a dog fight and then took a naked facing pic because I felt like it.
After the dog fight, I took a naked facing selfie because I was too wasted to care.
I went to a dog fight, came home, and took a naked facing pic because I’m a dumbass.
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Taking a selfie of just your face, no shirt, no nothing, and you’re barely even smiling.
I took a naked facing pic because I looked like a lost cause.
My naked facing selfie was so bad, it looked like I was crying.
I took a naked facing selfie and it looked like I just got kicked by a donkey.
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When your face is as smooth as a baby’s butt after you shave it all off.
I had a naked facing look because I shaved my face like a lunatic.
I looked like a naked facing guy because I forgot to grow a beard.
I had a naked facing face because I shaved it down to the bone.
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When you look like a total mess because you haven’t put on any make up, not even a little bit.
I looked like a naked facing mess because I forgot my make up.
My face looked like a naked facing disaster because I didn’t even bother.
I had a naked facing face because I didn’t even put on a little make up.
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When a guy has absolutely zero facial hair, and it might be because he shaved or because God said so.
I had a naked facing look because I shaved my face like a madman.
I had no facial hair because God said so, and that’s a naked facing look.
I had a naked facing face because I shaved it all off and didn’t grow it back.
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