naked egg taco

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A breakfast taco that turns your guts into a war zone and makes you wish you were dead 2 to 3 hours later
I ate a naked egg taco and now I'm on the floor screaming like a baby
My coworker ate one and ran to the bathroom like it was a fire alarm
I told my mom I was going to the store, but I just went to the bathroom instead
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A greasy little monster that explodes in your stomach and leaves you begging for mercy
I ate one and my stomach felt like it had a flamethrower inside
My dog ate a naked egg taco and now he’s doing the cha-cha on the floor
I took a bite and it was like my insides were being attacked by a group of raccoons
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A breakfast taco so bad it makes you question your life choices and your love for Taco Bell
After eating one, I started questioning why I even bother breathing
I had a naked egg taco and now I want to punch my boss
I ate it and now I'm crying in the corner like it was my ex
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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