naked dress

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A dress that makes you look like you just walked out of a hot shower and screamed at your ex. It’s like wearing a second skin, but with more drama and less actual skin.
My cousin wore one to a party and got asked if she was going to wear pants for dinner.
I wore it to work and my boss asked if I was trying to flirt with the new intern.
My sister’s friend wore it to a coffee shop and the barista asked if she was going to charge her for the outfit.
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A dress so tight it looks like you're wearing a second layer of embarrassment. You can walk into a room and make people wonder if you're coming to a party or a punishment.
My mom wore one to my wedding and my dad said it looked like she was doing time.
I wore it to a bar and the guy next to me asked if I was going to wear it to bed.
My friend’s aunt wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was going to buy her a new one.
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