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When you're too lazy to put on pants and your hand is the only thing keeping you from being completely embarrassed.

My mom walked in on me doing this and said, 'I'm getting a divorce.'

I did this in front of my crush and now I'm stuck with a 20-year relationship.

I did this while my dog was watching me and now he won't look me in the eye.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A fancy way of saying you're finger-banging like a middle schooler during lunch break.

I did this in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal.

I did this while my sister was on the phone and she hung up on me.

I did this during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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When you're so desperate for attention that you're willing to let your hand do the talking.

I did this in front of my whole class and now everyone laughs at me.

I did this during my mom's phone call and she yelled, 'What is going on?!!!'

I did this while my friend was trying to tell me a joke and now I'm the punchline.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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When you're too cheap to buy a shirt and your hand is the only thing covering your shame.

I did this while my brother was eating and he threw a piece of chicken at me.

I did this during a family dinner and my dad said, 'That's not how you eat.'

I did this while my crush walked by and now I'm stuck with a 20-year relationship.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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When you're so desperate you're willing to let your hand be the only thing you're proud of.

I did this while my mom was cooking and she said, 'I'm getting a divorce.'

I did this during my math test and now I got a D.

I did this in front of my boss and he said, 'You're fired.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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When you're too lazy to dress and your hand is the only thing keeping you from being completely exposed.

I did this while my dog was watching me and now he won't look me in the eye.

I did this during my Zoom call and my boss asked if I was okay.

I did this in front of my whole class and now everyone laughs at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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