Naked delivery

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A delivery job where a topless woman brings your stuff and probably stares at you like you’re a piece of meat.
My package arrived with a side of cleavage and a wink.
The delivery lady showed up in a bra and said, 'You’re gonna love this package.'
I got my pizza and a view I didn’t ask for.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a delivery woman shows up with no clothes on and your order is just the least of your problems.
My package came with a side of bare skin and a middle finger.
The delivery woman said, 'You asked for fast delivery, I gave you naked delivery.'
I got my coffee and a surprise that I didn’t order.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A delivery service where a woman shows up in the buff and throws your package at you like it’s a curse.
My package came flying at me like it was going to hit me in the face.
The delivery lady threw my box at me and said, 'You asked for it.'
I got my stuff and a side of awkward.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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