naked dancing

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getting poked in the butt by a racoon while wearing nothing but a potato sack and your dignity is gone for good
my cousin got poked in the butt by a racoon and now he won't stop crying
the racoon was wearing a potato sack and it was creepy
my dog watched the whole thing and now he's a racoon fan
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doing the nasty, having sex, or just trying to get out of a bad relationship
my mom and dad do the nasty every night and it's gross
my sister's boyfriend is trying to get out of their relationship
my uncle's doing the nasty with his neighbor's cat
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a llama on the Internet who gives advice and wants to be President, even though he's a llama
the llama gave me advice on how to beat my brother in a fight
he ran for President and got 200 votes
he now lives in a mansion and eats pizza for breakfast
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dancing in the nude while being completely silly and not caring what anyone thinks
my friend danced in the nude to 'Footloose' and got kicked out of the house
my brother did a naked dance break and fell into a pool
my cousin danced in the nude while eating pizza and it was weird
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a guy taking off his clothes to try to get some action from his wife
my dad took off his clothes and said 'let's do it'
my uncle's wife ran away when he took off his clothes
my brother tried to get action from his girlfriend and it failed
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taking a shower, but it's so good it's like a naked dance
my mom's shower is the best shower ever
my brother took a shower and it looked like a naked dance
my friend's shower has a disco ball and it's amazing
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a dance that's done by a woman who is naked, usually in a club or bar
my cousin went to a night club and danced naked
my friend's sister dances naked in a bar every night
my brother saw a woman dancing naked and he was shocked
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