Naked Dan

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A bartender from North Carolina who turns women into puddles of shame and makes men wish they had never had a drink.
I saw her in the bar and now I have a tattoo of my regret.
He got my sister so drunk she texted her ex and said 'I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.'
Naked Dan made my dad cry at a karaoke bar.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy in North Carolina who makes women lose their clothes and men lose their minds.
He got my mom so drunk she danced on a table and yelled my brother’s name at the top of her lungs.
I texted him and now I have a picture of my sister in a bikini on my phone.
He turned my uncle into a bar legend and my aunt into a sob story.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A bartender from North Carolina who turns women into naked messes and men into regretful ghosts.
He got my cousin so drunk she started a fight with a cop.
My dad texted him and now he has to explain why his wife is wearing a dress to work.
He made my brother’s ex cry and then dance in a parking lot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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