naked cupcake

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a muffin that's too ugly to be called a muffin and too weak to be called a cupcake
My breakfast looked like a dead rat. #nakedcupcake
My kid made this and called it a dessert. I called it a crime.
I ate a naked cupcake and felt like I'd been insulted.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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a cupcake that lost its frosting and its dignity
This naked cupcake looked like it had been run over by a donut truck.
My ex sent me a naked cupcake. It was the last straw.
I bit into it and it said, 'I’m not worth the effort.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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a dessert that's just a big insult wrapped in sugar
I got a naked cupcake for my birthday. It was like getting a slap with a spoon.
This cupcake was so naked it didn’t even have a top.
I ate it and cried. It was that bad.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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