naked chicken skating

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It's like being a chicken in a disco, but you're also on roller skates and you're too high to care.
'I tried naked chicken skating and my pants fell off in the middle of the rink.'
'My cousin did it at the mall and got kicked out for pecking a security guard.'
'I went to a naked chicken skating party and my mom was there, screaming.'
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You wear chicken costumes and skate like you're trying to escape a flamingo’s wrath.
'I dressed up as a chicken and skated so fast, I left my friend in the dust.'
'My brother did it in his pajamas and got a ticket for being a menace.'
'I did it at the park and a kid tried to steal my chicken hat.'
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