Naked Chicken

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What your pubic area looks like after you got waxed and cried like a baby.
My Brazilian wax looked like a naked chicken. I looked like a hairless rat.
After the wax, I looked like a naked chicken. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
I got a Brazilian wax and now I look like a naked chicken. My face is red and I’m screaming.
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A taco with a chicken shell. Only people who think chicken is a type of shell eat it.
Legend27 ate a naked chicken taco and said it tasted like chicken and regret.
JoeysWorldTour tried the taco and now he has a chicken shell for a face.
The taco was a naked chicken, and it made me sick.
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Exactly what it says. Only people who watch Bo Selecta know what it is. And they’re all f***ing weird.
Shamone told me about the naked chicken. I thought he was f***ing crazy.
I watched Bo Selecta and now I know what a naked chicken is. It’s weird.
Bo Selecta fans are the only ones who know about the naked chicken. They’re all obsessed.
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The worst chicken salad ever. It tasted like f***ing regret and old chicken.
I ate the naked chicken chalupa and now I hate chicken forever.
That chalupa was the worst thing I ever tasted. It was like eating a naked chicken and dying.
The chicken salad was so bad, I threw it at my friend. He cried.
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Dress up like chickens and skate. It’s dumb but it’s fun.
I dressed like a chicken and skated. I fell and looked like a f***ing fool.
Chicken skating is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. But it was fun.
I wore a chicken suit and skated. My friends laughed so hard they f***ing died.
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