Naked censor

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A smelly hot tub gadget that screams like a banshee when two or more people go bare-assed in it.
My hot tub just yelled at me for having sex in it. I’m not even done yet.
The hot tub’s alarm went off like I’d just murdered someone. I was just eating a sandwich.
Why does the hot tub care if I’m naked? It’s got a damn alarm for that.
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A hot tub’s mean little brain that yells at you when you’re not wearing clothes and having fun.
The hot tub’s brain just screamed at me for being naked. I didn’t even do anything wrong.
I was just sitting there. The hot tub decided it had to yell at me. I didn’t even know it had a brain.
The hot tub is like a teacher who yells at you for no reason.
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A loud, smelly hot tub sensor that hates your body and screams every time you try to be naked and happy.
The hot tub sensor hates me. It screams every time I try to have fun.
I just took a nap in the hot tub. The sensor screamed like it was dying.
The hot tub sensor is a drama queen. It screams for no reason.
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