Naked Caterpillar

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The Naked Caterpillar is when a guy flops around like a worm on a floor, using his cock as a grip while his butt wiggles like a fart. It’s like a dance move but with more shame and less dignity.
At the club, Jake did the Naked Caterpillar during a breakdance battle and got laughed at by the entire crowd.
My cousin tried the Naked Caterpillar at a party and ended up faceplanting into a pizza.
During a gym class, Alex did the Naked Caterpillar and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Naked Caterpillar is when someone lays flat on the floor, dragging their cock like a worm, and then jerks their butt up like they’re trying to fart out of a tight spot.
During a karaoke night, Mark tried the Naked Caterpillar and fell off the stage.
At the park, a guy did the Naked Caterpillar in front of kids and got a standing ovation of laughter.
During a spelling bee, Sarah did the Naked Caterpillar and forgot how to spell 'caterpillar'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The Naked Caterpillar is when a guy stretches like a worm, using his cock as a grip, and then slithers forward like he’s trying to escape a cocky kid’s taunt.
At a family reunion, my uncle did the Naked Caterpillar and got a standing ovation of laughter.
During a Zoom call, Tom did the Naked Caterpillar and his boss sent him a warning.
At a football game, a guy did the Naked Caterpillar and got tackled by the crowd.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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