Naked Bobcat Wrestling

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The kind of wild mess you make when you try to wrestle a drunk bobcat while completely naked and still managing to somehow keep your dignity.

My friend tried to wrestle a bobcat in the middle of the bar. Now he’s got a tattoo of a bobcat on his leg and a hangover for life.

I woke up in a ditch with no clothes on and a bobcat licking my ear. That’s not a memory, that’s a war story.

My sister said she had to wrestle a bobcat in the nude because it was the only way to get it to stop barking at her dog.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you get so wasted you think you're fighting a bobcat, but it's really just your ex and your pants.

I tried to wrestle my ex in the middle of the street. Turns out he was wearing a bobcat costume and I was wearing my pants backwards.

I was so drunk I thought I was fighting a bobcat. It was just my neighbor’s dog wearing a bobcat mask.

I tried to wrestle a bobcat in the park and ended up wrestling my uncle. He was wearing a bobcat costume and I was wearing only socks.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A fight that starts with a bobcat, ends with you, and involves no clothes and a lot of swearing.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and it bit my toe. I now have a toe that looks like it was punished by a priest.

I got into a naked wrestling match with a bobcat because it wouldn’t stop stealing my chips. I lost, but I got a free drink.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and it won. I now have a bobcat tattoo and a broken nose.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you're so drunk you think you're a superhero fighting a bobcat, but you're just a guy in pajamas.

I thought I was a superhero fighting a bobcat. Turns out I was just a guy in pajamas wrestling my brother.

I fought a bobcat in the nude because I thought I was a superhero. I was wrong. I was just a drunk man with no clothes on.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and it looked at me like I was a fool. I was right.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you try to wrestle a bobcat while completely naked, and it’s the only thing keeping you from getting arrested.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude in the middle of the street. The cops said it was the best thing they’d seen all week.

I was wrestling a bobcat in the nude when the cops showed up. They said it was either me or the bobcat getting arrested.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and ended up getting a citation for public indecency. The bobcat got a free drink.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you think you're wrestling a bobcat, but it's just your drunk friends trying to make you look ridiculous.

I thought I was wrestling a bobcat. It was just my friends wearing bobcat masks and I was wearing nothing but a towel.

I tried to wrestle a bobcat in the nude and it turned out to be my brother wearing a bobcat costume. I lost, but I got a free beer.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude, only to find out it was my friend pretending to be a bobcat. I was mad, but I also got a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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