Naked Bike

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A bike that looks like it was made by a guy who didn’t want to lose his ass but still wanted to look cool. It’s got a comfy seat and no nonsense. Sport-bike riders hate it because they think it’s for guys who can’t handle a real ride and just want to sip coffee while pretending they’re tough.
My cousin rides one and says it's like riding a throne made of metal.
I tried one and my back thanked me. My sport-bike friend cried.
That naked bike is for guys who think they’re tough but are just lazy.
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Naked Bike is the most glorious way to end a semester. You strip down, run wild, and nobody even cares. It’s like the whole school is on a bender and the cops are just sitting there with a beer, laughing at you.
I showed up in a towel and got a standing ovation. My friend showed up in a sock and got a trophy.
We ran through the campus like a bunch of crazy people. The janitor joined us.
I got arrested... but only for 10 seconds. Then they let me go.
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