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The guy who thinks wearing a shirt is a waste of time and eats raw meat like it’s a bad habit.
He showed up to the party in just a towel and tried to roast a chicken with his bare hands.
He bit into a burger like it was a betrayal.
He tried to eat a whole pig and passed out mid-bite.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The person who would rather be burned alive than wear pants.
He tried to light a fire with his bare feet and failed.
He wore a tuxedo made of meat and called it fashion.
He tried to grill a steak with his toes and it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks being covered in smoke and grime is a compliment.
He ate a whole barbecue and then tried to dance in the ashes.
He called his ash-covered face a 'glamorous look.'
He tried to make a fire with his hair and it caught.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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