naked angel

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You run outside in the snow completely butt-naked and make a snow angel so bad it looks like a frozen pile of crap. Do it in the backyard if your neighbors are spying on you like perverts.
I woke up and went outside in the snow like a crazy person and made a snow angel so bad my neighbor called the cops.
My brother went outside butt-naked and made a snow angel that looked like a dead raccoon.
I did a snow angel in the snow and my mom said I was a disgrace to the human race.
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You shake like a dog with a bad case of the shivers while drawing an angel in front of you with your hands, like you’re dancing to a techno song and you’ve never heard of a warm blanket.
I did the naked angel dance in my living room and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.
I shook like a mad man while doing the angel move and my sister thought I was having a seizure.
I tried to do the angel move and my pants fell off, so I just kept shaking like a crazy person.
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A person who looks like an angel but strips everything off and acts like the world owes them a sandwich and a free pass to heaven.
My friend is a naked angel. She looks like an angel but takes off all her clothes and acts like she’s been to heaven.
I saw a guy walking down the street like he was an angel, then he took off all his clothes and started screaming at the sky.
My teacher is a naked angel. She gives us free passes to heaven but takes off her clothes during class.
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