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You run outside in the snow completely butt-naked and make a snow angel so bad it looks like a frozen pile of crap. Do it in the backyard if your neighbors are spying on you like perverts.
I woke up and went outside in the snow like a crazy person and made a snow angel so bad my neighbor called the cops.
My brother went outside butt-naked and made a snow angel that looked like a dead raccoon.
I did a snow angel in the snow and my mom said I was a disgrace to the human race.