Nakeasha

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A hot mess who will probably make you rich but also might slap you in public.

"You’re my Nakeasha," he said after I robbed his wallet and bought him a pizza.

"She’s a Nakeasha, but she forgot her pants," said the principal.

My mom called me a Nakeasha after I won the lottery and then cried about my ex.

A human glitter bomb who’s gonna blow up your life and probably your GPA.

"She’s a Nakeasha," said my teacher, after I turned my essay into a rap battle.

My crush said I was a Nakeasha, then blocked me after I told him my GPA was 2.3.

My Nakeasha cousin got suspended for eating a whole pizza in the library.

A walking trophy who’s gonna make you proud, then probably laugh at your failures.

"You’re my Nakeasha," my dad said after I won the spelling bee, then laughed when I spelled "pneumonia" wrong.

My Nakeasha friend got a scholarship, then forgot to tell me she was going to college.

My Nakeasha cousin got a job, then told me he still didn’t know how to use a toaster.