Nake Snake

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You sleep with a snake on your junk to keep your mouth shut and your cool on. No shame, no sweat, just snake and shame.

My dad's got a python on his cock and still talks shit about me.

I woke up with a snake on my privates and a hangover. Life's tough.

Snakes on my nuts, no weapons, no mercy. Just me and my snake.

A dude who goes into battle with no gear, no guns, just a name and a promise to make you cry.

Naked Snake? That’s just a guy who fights with no pants and a lot of rage.

When you’re Naked Snake, you don’t need weapons. You need a curse.

He’s Naked Snake, and I’m just here to get murdered.

You’re so smooth, you’ve got no skin on your meat. It’s like your cock is just begging to be touched.

My uncle’s got no skin on his meat. It’s like he’s begging for a slap.

Naked Snake? More like Naked Cock.

He’s got no skin on his meat. That’s a fact.