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When you're naked and you're like 'what the hell is this? I look like a hot dog in a pantsuit'
My naked self is a disaster. I look like I was dropped in a freezer and forgot to come out
I took off my clothes and screamed 'I look like a sausage link'
I looked in the mirror and thought 'I am the human version of a couch'
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A cool Latino group that thinks all cultures are awesome, but mostly just there to make other frats look bad
NAK is like the cool kid in school who just joined the cheerleading squad
This fraternity is so good, they made the other ones cry
NAK is the reason why the other frats are still in the 90s
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A total loser who thinks they’re the king of the world and needs their ass kicked
This guy is a total jakey, thinking he’s a rockstar just because he has a beard
She thinks she’s a queen but is just a basic bimbo
He’s so annoying, I want to punch him in the face
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When nurses are typing with their boobs out, and it's either for work or because they’re distracted by their own bodies
Nurse at work, typing with her shirt off because she’s hungry
She was nursing and typing at the same time, and it was wild
Nursing at keyboard means being a nurse and also being distracted by your own body
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A fake person who lies about their life just to make people jealous or to get money from a prince
He claims he’s a prince just to get rich, but he’s just a guy in a fancy shirt
She lies about being rich just so people will follow her
He’s not a prince, he’s just a guy who wants to be rich
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When you're naked and typing, and it can also mean you're annoyed and you don’t want to do something
Naked at keyboard means I’m trying to flirt but I’m also annoyed
He said no means no, but he was still naked at keyboard
I was typing with my clothes off, and it was awkward
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A white guy in prison who’s so basic and annoying he makes the whole place worse
This white guy in prison is the reason I don’t want to go to jail
He’s the worst kind of prisoner: basic and annoying
He’s like the human version of a boring TV show
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