Nakate

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A Nakate is a hot mess who can charm anyone into loving her. She’s got beauty, luck, and enough heart to make you wish you were her.
I dated a Nakate once. She made me believe I was the most important person in the world. Then she left me for a guy with a better tan.
My cousin is a Nakate. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a body that could make a statue weep.
My mom said I was born to be a Nakate. I’m still trying to figure out what that means, but I like the sound of it.
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A Nakate is the strongest person you’ll ever meet. She’s got a job, a husband, and the patience of a saint. Don’t even try to flirt with her, she’s already married to an Arab.
My boss is a Nakate. She can handle a full board meeting and still make my coffee better than I do.
My sister is a Nakate. She’s got a job, two kids, and a husband who thinks he’s the most important person in the world.
My neighbor is a Nakate. She’s got the body of a model, the brain of a professor, and the patience of a monk.
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To Nakate is to go on a vacation where you can take off your clothes and pretend you're a nudist. It’s the best part of your trip, the part you’ll brag about forever.
I went on a Nakate last summer. I didn’t wear a shirt for a week and my boss still gave me a raise.
My friends went on a Nakate and took pictures of each other naked. Now they’re all on Facebook.
I told my mom I was going on a Nakate. She said I was either lying or I was finally growing up.
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