Nakamotoism

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Nakamotoism is when money gets its value from a fancy digital thing that runs on The Nakamoto Protocol and gets agreed on by all the cool people who like it.
This is the most basic form of money magic. Don't question it.
It's like the economy has a religion now.
Just accept it or be called a financial heretic.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The secret genius who made Bitcoin, and probably thinks you're a dumbass for not knowing who he is.
He's the wizard of the crypto world and you're just a peasant.
He invented money and you're still counting coins.
He's rich and you're still broke. Get over it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Japanese idol who is part of a Korean boy band, has a face that could melt hearts, and is the main reason why people cry happy tears.
His smile is so beautiful it could make a robot weep.
He dances like he's trying to seduce the moon.
He's so precious, even the angels are jealous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Japanese guy in a Korean boy band who can sing, dance, and make people forget their problems. He's like a god in human form.
He’s got the voice of an angel and the moves of a demon.
He’s so good, even the cows stop chewing to watch him.
He’s the reason why people fall in love with K-pop.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy from Osaka who became so famous, he got crowned king of Asia, and now everyone has to worship him.
He’s the king, and you’re just a peasant who forgot to kneel.
He’s so powerful, he made the sun bow to him.
He’s the reason the Earth is still spinning.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A member of NCT who’s so good, he should be given a medal, a throne, and maybe a lifetime supply of takoyaki.
He deserves a medal for being perfect.
He should be king, and you’re just a fan.
He’s so good, even the moon cheers for him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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