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a person who can’t stand clothes and thinks being naked is the best thing since sliced pizza and free candy
I’m gonna take a shower and not come out until I’m done. You’re welcome.
I walked into a store wearing nothing but my socks. The clerk asked if I was having a meltdown. I said, no, I was having a moment.
I told my boss I was going to be late because I had to ‘shake off my clothes’ like a dog after a bath.