Nakaash

Nakaash is the stupid kid who thinks he’s rich and cool because his dad owns some company. He’s got feet like blimps and fingers like sausages. He probably shaves with a lawnmower and yells at people who don’t know who he is.

Nakaash is a lazy, hairy manchild who thinks he’s a real American. He wears flannel like it’s a badge of honor and talks like he’s from the moon. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a potato.

Nakaash is like a bear that got stuck in a suit. He doesn’t know how to shave and he probably smells like a gym sock. He talks too much and thinks he’s the king of everything. He’s got the tongue of a devil and the brain of a goldfish.

Nakaash is a man who looks like he slept in a shoebox. He’s got fingers that could grab a football and feet that could stomp a car. He thinks he’s a real patriot, but he probably eats pizza for breakfast and calls his dad 'boss.'

Nakaash is like a bear with a hairball and a temper. He doesn’t know how to dress and he thinks he’s a hero. He’s got a mouth that could eat a whole restaurant and a brain that’s about as smart as a donut.

Nakaash is the guy who thinks he’s a king because he lives in New Jersey. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a mouth like a sailor. He probably shaves with a chainsaw and yells at people who don’t know who he is.