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A male so low he’s basically a dog with a PhD. He thinks he’s the king of the hill when he’s actually the one getting stepped on. Let him be ignored or he’ll take over your life like a virus.
My uncle claims he’s the best at chess, even though he lost to my baby sister.
He texts me every day saying he’s rich, but he still lives with his mom.
He told me he’s a CEO, but he works at a gas station.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so bad he’s like a broken toaster, still working, but barely. He thinks he’s the boss, but he’s really just the janitor of his own life. Don’t feed him attention or he’ll get fat and sad.
He says he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even sing in tune.
He sends me a 10-page email about how he’s the best, but it’s all nonsense.
He told me he’s dating a supermodel, but he still wears his old pajamas to work.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst kind of man, like a bad pizza that’s been left out in the rain. He thinks he’s the top dog, but he’s just a sad version of a man. Ignore him or he’ll start crying and text you at 3 a. m.
He told me he’s a billionaire, but he still has a job at McDonald’s.
He sends me daily messages saying he’s the best, but he can’t even remember my name.
He thinks he’s a movie star, but he still lives with his mom.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so low he’s like a dead fish in a toilet. He thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s just the guy who forgot to put on pants. Don’t let him talk or he’ll ruin your day.
He told me he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
He texts me every day saying he’s rich, but he still lives with his mom.
He thinks he’s famous, but he still has a job at a fast food place.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so bad he’s like a broken clock, still ticking, but it’s not right. He thinks he’s the best, but he’s just a sad version of a man. Don’t let him talk or he’ll start crying and text you at 3 a. m.
He says he’s the best at everything, but he still has a job at a gas station.
He sends me daily messages saying he’s the king of the world, but he still lives with his mom.
He told me he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even sing in tune.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so low he’s like a dead rat in a garbage can. He thinks he’s the top dog, but he’s just the guy who forgot to brush his teeth. Don’t let him talk or he’ll start crying and ruin your day.
He says he’s rich, but he still has a job at a fast food place.
He sends me messages every day saying he’s famous, but he still lives with his mom.
He told me he’s the best at everything, but he still has a job at a gas station.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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