najuma

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a smelly green weed that tastes like a bad decision. it also helps cows throw up milk, because why not?

I drank najuma tea and now my brain is on fire.

My cow threw up milk because of najuma. it was glorious.

Najuma is the reason I failed science. forever.

the weirdo in your friend group who turns your normal hangouts into a weird magic show. they are the reason you have bad hair days.

Najuma turned our lunch break into a cult meeting. it was weird.

My friend Najuma summoned a demon during math class. it was cool.

I’m not a weirdo. Najuma is.

a secret terrorist group from WLHS. they steal your lunch money and write bad poetry about it.

I saw Najuma hide in the hallway. they stole my pizza.

Najuma sent me a poem. it was about chicken nuggets. it was bad.

Charo is my hero. Najuma is just a terrorist.

the person who steals your girl and then forgets to text you. they are a complete disaster.

Najuma stole my gyal and then forgot to text me. disaster.

My gyal ran away with Najuma. I’m still mad.

Najuma is a thief. I’m just a victim.