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A star so bright it could blind you and your whole family. It’s like the universe’s way of saying, 'Hey, I’m gonna guide you, but I might also make you cry.'
My guidance is so good, even my dog follows me.
This star is so bright, my mom thinks it’s a new lamp.
That star guided me to the nearest taco stand, and I’m not sorry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A star that doesn’t just guide you, it shoves you in the right direction, like your mom when you’re late for dinner.
That star guided me out of the mall and into a parking lot.
My guidance is so strong, even my cat knows where I’m going.
That star didn’t just guide me, it yelled at me to move.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A star so powerful it could be the reason your GPS gave up on you. It’s like the sky’s got a flashlight and a middle finger.
That star guided me to the best pizza place in the city.
My GPS quit because this star was too bright.
This star’s guidance is like getting directions from a drunk wizard.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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