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A hot mess of a woman who thinks she's a goddess. She's got taste, but it’s like she's judging you for wearing pants. She’s the kind of person who fixes your life while you’re still crying in the corner. She’s always on time, but she’ll still yell at you for being late. She’s smart, but she’ll still call you a moron if you mess up.
You text her: 'I'm running late.' She texts back: 'You’re 10 minutes late. I’m giving you a 5-minute grace period. Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up at your party in a designer dress and looks at your ratty jeans like you just insulted her family.
You accidentally spill coffee on her laptop. She doesn’t yell, but she stares at you like you’re the reason the moon is broken.