najjan

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a smelly, lying sack of crap who thinks black magic is real and has a mouth full of broken teeth
Najjan tried to curse me with a dead rat. It just made me sneeze.
He told me he could bring my mom back from the dead. She’s still alive. He’s not.
His teeth look like they were beaten with a hammer and left in a garbage can.
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a pile of rotten meat that lies to you and thinks he can control ghosts with a rusty spoon
He said he could make my dog talk. My dog just stared at me like I was crazy.
He tried to summon a ghost. All that came was a bad smell and a really loud fart.
His teeth are so bad, they look like they were chewed by a raccoon.
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a smelly, dirty, lying piece of trash who thinks black magic is real and has a mouth full of broken, yellow teeth
He tried to turn my lunch into gold. It just turned into something that smelled like feet.
He said he could make me rich. Now I’m broke and I have a stomachache.
His teeth look like they’ve been soaked in dirt and left in a swamp.
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