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A purple flower that grows in South America and Greenland and smells like your grandma’s socks after she died
My teacher said this flower is so ugly it could make a goat cry
I saw one in the park and it looked like a butt
My dog tried to eat it and now he’s a purple pooper
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A purple flower that’s so annoying it came from South America and Greenland just to bother you
My brother says it’s the reason he failed math
It’s so purple it looks like it’s bleeding
My mom said it’s the reason she started drinking
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A purple flower that’s so bad it made South America and Greenland mad enough to let it live
My friend said it’s the reason his pet goldfish is now a purple ghost
It’s so ugly it could beat up a rainbow
My neighbor tried to kill it with a spoon and it just laughed
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A purple flower that’s so dumb it came from South America and Greenland just to be a pain in the ass
My dog hates it and won’t stop barking at it
It’s so purple it could dye your hair
My teacher said it’s the reason she started yelling at the kids
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A purple flower that’s so stupid it traveled from South America and Greenland just to make you mad
My friend tried to eat it and now he’s purple
It’s so dumb it can’t even bloom properly
My teacher says it’s the reason she’s now a flower herself
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