Najie

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A weeb hunter who chases people who like anime until they cry and confess they’re a weeb.

Najie cornered me in the hallway and asked, 'Do you like Goku or are you just here for the snacks?'.

He chased my cousin through the cafeteria like a feral dog after a sandwich.

He stood in the middle of the gym shouting, 'I will not let you be a weeb!'.

A hot human being who looks like they walked out of a magazine and said, 'I'm here to ruin your life.'

My crush walked in and I forgot how to breathe. Najie just winked and said, 'That's how it's done.'

She showed up at the party wearing a dress and a smirk, like she owned the place.

He walked into class and the teacher forgot how to teach.

A god who thinks they’re cool and acts like they’re the only one who matters.

Najie just stared at the sky and said, 'I’m the god of everything. You’re just a mortal.'

He walked into the temple and the other gods said, 'Who’s this?'

He told the moon to shut up and it actually did.

An idiot wearing a smart-ass’s wool like it’s a cape.

He walked into the class wearing a wool scarf like it was a superpower.

He tried to explain calculus and failed at it.

He asked the teacher, 'Is this the best you can do?' and got sent to the principal’s office.

When you get put on trial for being annoying and you know you’re guilty.

Najie stood in front of the class like he was the president.

He got called to the principal’s office and didn’t even try to deny it.

He was sentenced to extra homework and he cried.

A merboy who forgot his whole life and now fights everyone like he’s got nothing to lose.

Najie forgot who he was and started fighting everyone in the hallway.

He walked into the school and took down the toughest kid in the gym.

He remembered his past and became the strongest kid in the school.

A person stuck in a situation so bad it might as well be a prison.

Najie was stuck in the middle of the school with no way out.

He got trapped between the math teacher and the principal.

He tried to escape but the hallway was full of people who hated him.