Najibocyte

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A smelly muscle cell that only lives in Lebanese guys who talk too much and eat too much shawarma.

My uncle’s Najibocyte is so big, it could power a whole restaurant.

That guy’s Najibocyte is why he can’t run away from his debt.

I swear his Najibocyte grows when he says ‘aya’ too much.

A type of muscle cell that only Lebanese men have, and it’s basically just a sore spot from too much pride and too many bad decisions.

He got a Najibocyte from arguing with his brother over who’s the best singer.

His Najibocyte is why he still lives with his mom.

That Najibocyte is why he can’t fit into his pants anymore.

A muscle cell that only Lebanese guys have, and it’s like a middle finger to the whole world, especially when they’re drunk.

He pulled out his Najibocyte at the bar and yelled at the bartender.

His Najibocyte came out when he saw his ex at the restaurant.

That Najibocyte was why he passed out after eating three plates of kibbeh.