Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot guy who thinks he's going to rule the world one day, but he's just a pretty face with a big ego.

Najib walks in the room and everyone stops talking. He's like the human version of a spotlight.

He said he's going to be the richest man ever, but I bet he still buys his coffee.

He asked me out and I said yes just to shut him up.

2

A guy who steals your money and then eats it like it's a snack.

He took my lunch money and then ate my sandwich for breakfast.

He said he'd invest my cash, but I think he just spent it on more pitbulls.

He took my money and then called me a failure.

3

A tall, hot guy who charms the ladies and acts like he's the king of the world. He's also rich and likes pitbulls more than he likes people.

He asked my sister to the prom and she said yes because he gave her a pitbull.

He's so rich he can afford to buy his pitbulls designer clothes.

He said he was going to propose to my sister, but she said she'd rather marry a pitbull.

4

A man with a rod so big it could be a new planet.

He showed it off in front of the whole class and no one believed him.

He said he could beat up a tree with it.

He tried to hide it in his pants but it still came out.

5

A guy who studies laws and still manages to steal money from everyone.

He said he was going to be a lawyer, but he's just a thief with a degree.

He studied law but still managed to take my lunch money.

He said he would help me with my math, but he just took my money instead.

6

An Arabic guy who's super smart, but also super picky. He only likes people who are cool enough for him.

He said I wasn't cool enough to be his friend, but I still hung out with him anyway.

He turned down my friend just because he wasn't smart enough.

He said he only likes people who are rich and funny.

7

A guy who people say is good, but he's just trying to get you to believe him.

He said he was good, but I think he just wanted my money.

Everyone says he's good, but I think he's just lying.

He said he was a good guy, but then he stole my money.