Najet

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Najet is like a saint with a swear jar. She’s smart, pretty, and doesn’t flirt, she just accidentally looks hot. If you’re good to her, she’ll stick around. If you mess up, she’ll turn into a swear-spewing monster. She’s loyal, but only if you’re loyal. She’s the kind of person who’ll stay your friend until the end, or until you make her cry.
You broke her favorite mug. She just stared at you and said, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’
She stayed up all night to help you with your math test. You failed. She didn’t say anything, she just gave you a look.
She called you at 2 a. m. just to check if you were still alive. You were asleep. She left a voicemail that said, ‘You better be sleeping, or I’m coming to your house.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najet is the kind of girl who can make your brain hurt and your heart happy. She’s smart, pretty, and if you’re not nice, she’ll make you regret it. She’s the kind of friend who’ll back you up, but only if you back her up first. She’s got mood swings like a toddler who just got told she can’t have dessert.
She asked you to help her move. You said no. She sent you a text that said, ‘I’ll haunt you in your dreams.’
She cried because you forgot her birthday. You texted her, ‘I’m sorry.’ She replied, ‘You better be.’
She was mad at you for a week because you spilled coffee on her shirt. You tried to apologize. She said, ‘You’re not even sorry.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najet is the kind of person who doesn’t need a date, she’s the main event. She’s smart, pretty, and if you treat her right, she’ll be your forever. If you mess up, she’ll turn into a swear machine and give you the silent treatment. She’s got a temper, but she’s also got a heart of gold, and a mouth full of trash.
You said you’d meet her for lunch. You didn’t show. She texted you, ‘You’re dead to me.’ You replied, ‘You’re just mad because I didn’t bring fries.’
She stayed up all night waiting for you to call her. You called at 1 a. m. She said, ‘You could’ve called earlier.’
She got mad because you didn’t remember her favorite song. She said, ‘You’re not even trying.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najet is like a smart, pretty, emotional trainwreck. She doesn’t flirt, she just looks good. She’s got a brain, a heart, and a temper. She’ll stick with you if you stick with her. If you mess up, she’ll make you feel like the worst person in the world. She’s got a family, and she’s got your back, as long as you’ve got hers.
You said you’d come to her party. You didn’t. She texted you, ‘I’m going to your house and I’m not leaving until you apologize.’
She cried because you said something mean. You said, ‘I’m sorry.’ She said, ‘You’re only sorry because I cried.’
She got mad because you didn’t remember her favorite drink. She said, ‘You’re not even paying attention to me.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najet is the kind of girl who can make your brain feel like it’s on fire and your heart feel like it’s on vacation. She’s smart, pretty, and if you’re good to her, she’ll be good to you. If you’re not, she’ll turn into a swear-spewing monster and make you feel like the worst person in the world. She’s got a temper, but she’s also got a heart, and it’s big enough to hold all your mistakes.
You said you’d come to her house. You didn’t. She texted you, ‘I’m coming to your house and I’m not leaving until you apologize.’
She cried because you forgot her birthday. You said, ‘I’m sorry.’ She said, ‘You’re only sorry because I cried.’
She got mad because you spilled coffee on her shirt. She said, ‘You’re not even trying.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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